So, apparently there?s a gold card that lets you get free McDonald?s for life

Remember while celebs had Nando's cards that might let them consume without cost? Well this is like that, BUT BETTER (due to the fact fowl nuggets).

If rumours are to be believed, McDonald's have controlled to hold a secret from us excited by a long term. Apparently, there's a mystery gold card that'll allow you to get unfastened, limitless chicken nuggets. And whatever else you monsters order from the menu.

Yes, we've heard the rumours. But the internet is a bizarre, abnormal vicinity, and we haven't dared to hope - till now. Actor Rob Lowe showed his off on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Bill Gates and Warren Buffet seemingly have one too.

There also are rumours that a man who dumped his Big Mac to help rescue three abducted ladies and an one hundred yr-vintage girl, who just cannot get enough of the gold stuff, had been both given one. (side notice: she lived to 100 - can it actually be that bad for you?)

A spokesperson for McDonald's instructed Metro: 'The gold card does now not exist in the UK and we have no plans of introducing it.'

We see this as a positive; it DOES exist someplace over the sector (perhaps), and plans may be changed. We'll keep our palms crossed and pray to the god of nuggets that our dreams will in the future come actual…

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